I have booked evil cat into the vets. Her tummy is very rumbly and the level in her water dish is sinking very quickly all of a sudden.

I hope she behaves better than last time - I am surprised that they still will see her.

She is currently sitting on the desk next to me, willing me to turn off the computer and go and sit in the other room so she can sit on my windpipe. She is not quite her usual malevolent self, and I am not sure why.

It could be that she is upset by the breadmaker. I think she imagines that it is growling at her, but she has not yet attacked it like she did the hair dryer. It could be that she just has a poorly tummy. I know she won't use the litter tray while I am in the room, presumably because there is no lock on the door.