I just sent an email to dear heart and as I logged out I saw a header that said, 'win a £3,000 shopping spree at Primark.'

I have been stunned. Spending £3,000 at Primark - would that include fixtures as well? That is a lot of tops to dissolve in the wash.

Mind you, fair is fair - it is the annual wage of one of the people working for their suppliers.