Friday 30 April 2010

The Gentleman Caller calls again

The huge black tom cat next door is at a nose sniffing stage with evil cat, and they are cautiously okay at the moment. He keeps trying to slink in, but he is schooled in the way of toddlers, and he flees at the first sight of little bear.

This massive animal is very graceful, extremely arrogant and outrageously opportunistic. He will call in houses, he will help himself to any tasty morsels just hanging around and uses my plant tubs as his convenience.

He is known to his 'owner' as Oscar, to me as 'Gentleman Caller', to evil cat as 'sniff, sniff, hiss' and to little bear as 'Scarface Claw, the toughest tom in town'.

And to general amazement, this huge, supremely confident, monster is taking tablets - for depression. It just goes to show!

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