Robyn - You are absolutely right! Most people who comment on here are and the rest have comments advertising 'adult' items removed.

I do not have money to burn on pancakes, but I don't know how to take the batteries out of the smoke alarms, and I don't know even if I can, they were fitted by the fire brigade.

And I can cope with them, but OH can't. Making the batter, pouring the pancakes, keeping the door open and wafting - no problem. Dealing with OH, I cave - it's overpriced Aunt Bessies. I am ashamed but resigned.